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♫ Motor home man ♫ Motor home man ♫ Motor home man hates bicycle man ♫ They have a fight ♫ Motor home wins ♫ Motor home man ♫ (cnews.canoe.ca)
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Law blog illustrates the serious topic of age discrimination with a very inappropriate image (employeerightspost.com)
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To everybody all freaked out about a Mosque being built near the WTC site? There's already a mosque right there, actually even closer to the WTC site. Oh noes (wonkette.com)
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Cheeseburger found in woman's gas tank. It's always in the last place you look (charlotteobserver.com)
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Fark ready headline - Police: Naked man sets prosthetic leg on fire with crack pipe (ksdk.com)
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While we're cleaning up oil and burning lots of coal, the European Union and six member states are going fusion (bbc.co.uk)
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See Fabulous Las Vegas - Experience the nightlife, the gambling, the glamour and glitz, and the internet shoe store office (lasvegassun.com)
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News: Woman discovers husband is cheating on her. Not News: Husband actually has a second wife. Fark: First wife finds out about second wife when she sees their wedding pictures on Facebook (clevescene.com)
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For metro areas with populations over one million, Las Vegas had the highest jobless rate at 14.5% and Washington, D.C. had the lowest at 6.4%... even though both cities are all about playing with other people's money (blogs.wsj.com)
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Protip: when trying to woo a potential mate, try flowers, chocolates, or music. Stun guns and handcuffs are best saved until after you're married (abc4.com)
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Hoon repeat offender's car crushed in demonstration of Australia's tough new anti-hoon laws. WTF is "hooning"? (perthnow.com.au)
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2010 is going to be the hottest year on record since record-keeping began in 1880. The current top 10: 2005, 2007, 2009, 1998, 2002, 2003, 2006, 2004, 2001 and 2008. But hey, it snowed last winter, so don't worry (nytimes.com)
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck thinks a lot of older lesbians would have turned out straight if they could have only landed a man (nydailynews.com)
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I'll see your car-stealing bear and raise you a bear who doesn't need ANYTHING. Except these pears and grapes, and this fishbowl, and this teddy bear. And that's ALL HE NEEDS (news.yahoo.com)
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Abandoned chickens in need of home, 11 herbs and spices (poconorecord.com)
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Man arrested for taking pictures at an Amtrak station. Fark: for an Amtrak-sponsored contest called Picture Our Train (nytimes.com)
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Artist creates 9-ft crucified Christ made of wire coathangers. As if religion didn't cause enough hangups (news.scotsman.com)
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How do you get that promotion over your work-rival? Go straight to C) Plant child porn on his computer and call the cops (independent.co.uk)
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Vermont city authorizes vigilante groups to protect painted cow sculptures. "If the cows aren't safe, how can people be safe?" (burlingtonfreepress.com)
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Photoshop this diminutive dictator (spiegel.de)
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What may be the first story posted on Fark that involves a 20 year old man grabbing a young girl in a bathing suit that doesn't end in an arrest. Oh, and it also involves the ghost of a dead firefighter (dailyherald.com)
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"The idea we just spent five years... obtaining two degrees, to go ahead and wipe that right back off our resume in hopes of getting a $12-an-hour job at Starbucks would really be depressing" (msnbc.msn.com)
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CBO: 'Deficits will cause debt to rise to unsupportable levels'... you know, like to eleventy (cbo.gov)
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Former Nazi guard, now 88 years old, charged with the murder of 430,000 Jews. Prosecutors expected to push for a sentence of "wait a few years" (cbc.ca)
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The Securities and Exchange Commission no longer has to comply with virtually all requests for information releases from the public, including those filed under the Freedom of Information Act. Change you can bereave in (blogs.barrons.com)
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Texas man who killed wife during exorcism regrets performing the ceremony without help, but not, you know, his wife's death or anything (oaoa.com)
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It turns out only about half of NYC's school kids are proficient in math, rather than the 80 percent previously reported. If only there was some academic subject to assist in these kinds of calculations (nytimes.com)
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Can you find the subliminal message in this 1980's coke ad? Kinda almost Not safe for workish (break.com)
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Thai fighters to reinforce border at Cambodia, Endor (news.yahoo.com)
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Teabaggers organize protest against proposed mosque that is insensitively being built 3,000 miles away from Ground Zero (latimes.com)
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Five delicious foods with surprisingly disgusting ingredients. Hot dogs oddly absent from list (blogs.houstonpress.com)
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What can Brown do for you? This UPS driver can kill you and your daughter, then set your bodies on fire (abcnews.go.com)
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If you smoke and have friends, you'll live as long as if you don't smoke or have friends, according to scientists from the University of Rectal Extraction (time.com)
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Tall men and fat women most likely to get bitten by midgets. No, wait, that's 'midges' (telegraph.co.uk)
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Theo Albrecht, owner of Trader Joe's, dies at 88. He will be buried in a generic casket that's been relabeled with a Hawaiian motif (voices.washingtonpost.com)
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The sport of competitve lockpicking is growing in popularity in the US though most devotees still call it by its traditional name: "burglary" (news.yahoo.com)
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Huge, beastly female terrorizes state fair-goers, forcing police to gun her down. Also, a cow escaped (sacbee.com)
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When the creditors come for house you'll still be able to gun them down (cleveland.com)
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"When the teller said she didn't have any money he asked for 50c before crouching into the starting race position and running out of the bank" (stuff.co.nz)
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Truly there is no better way to communicate your dominion over plants and animals than by displaying your seven foot cock in the front yard (www2.tbo.com)
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Problems ahead for sexy math teacher caught tapping her student. (w/you'd sine up to hit it given the right triangle pic) (southwestiowanews.com)
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I learned something today. Apparently, you shouldn't smoke while using oxygen to treat your lung cancer (courier-journal.com)
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Japan looks outside her borders for labor. Hmmm, this sounds familiar (washingtonpost.com)
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Parasailing donkey to be re-homed by football manager (swns.com)
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A year ago, the city of Pontiac sold the Silverdome for $583,000. This year a three-day pot convention is scheduled around Halloween. Fark: City can't do anything about it because they no longer own the stadium (detnews.com)
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Federal Judge says AZ legislature illegally immigrated into federal jurisdiction (foxnews.com)
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TMZ is paying OJ's bills (thesmokinggun.com)
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Just one county in Arizona was responsible for nearly 25% of the people sent to DHS for deportation by local law enforcement nationwide - twice as many as LA County for instance. And you'll never guess who is the Sheriff of that county (abcnews.go.com)
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I see your guy crushed in a trash compactor and raise you a worker crushed in a paper mill roller. Crushed guy trifecta possibility is Flat Out ON (unionleader.com)
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New figures reveal a huge increase in prostitution tips in Sweden. Who knew leprosy was still such a big problem? (thelocal.se)
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Listen people, out-of-towners coming in, cussing and using racial slurs - that's the kind of thing that gives Baltimore a bad name, **snicker** especially when there are...HAHAHAHAHAHA..sorry, I couldn't hold it in anymore (myfoxdc.com)
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Latest food trend is Korean tacos. The South Korean version contains marinated short ribs, the North Korean contains marinated sticks and leaves (nytimes.com)
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2008: Congress grants the FBI broad new surveillance powers, but FBI promises that agents will be rigorously trained on the rules for using them and will even be tested on them 2010: FBI IG : Hundreds of agents who took the test cheated (news.yahoo.com)
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Finally, someone to give Fred Phelps a run for his money. Gainesville church to hold Koran burning on September 11th (guardian.co.uk)
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Sen. Kerry thwarts investigation by volunteering to pay $500k tax on yacht. It's too bad he doesn't read Fark, our resident experts in MA use tax had already determined nothing was owed (boston.com)
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If you must accuse your father's friend of raping you, make sure you didn't send a message thanking him for a lovely day on the day in question (smh.com.au)
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Attention, public masturbators: Your penis piercing makes you just that much more identifiable when the cops arrive (nj.com)
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His Holiness the pope steps out in His Hatliness...a nice casual baseball cap. With a strangely unsettling pic (dailymail.co.uk)
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You really did learn everything you needed to know in kindergarten -- if you had a good teacher that is. As to what happens to students with bad teachers? Well, see the politics tab up there? Click it (nytimes.com)
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Awesome display of impotent rage against unknown illegal procurers of owned items (huffingtonpost.com)
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A woman being hit and killed by a police cruiser may not be worthy of Fark, but what if she was sleeping under a blanket in a park, 40 feet off the road? (news.cincinnati.com)
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Protip: Do not solicit babysitters from street corners (news.cincinnati.com)
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Case of missing young, cute, white woman catching national attention (wave3.com)
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Illegal immigrants MUST have safe passage and no fear of being detained....on their way back home (foxnews.com)
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It's like a raaaaaaiiin of bullets on your wedding day..NYPD settles case over the fatal shooting of an unarmed bridegroom for $7,000,000 or about 140,000 per bullet they hit him with (news.yahoo.com)
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Dumb: Cutting in line at a Starbucks. Dumber: To rob it. Fark: When there are two uniformed police officers waiting in line (ctvbc.ctv.ca)
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Zoloft killer gets new trial after judge rules any lawyer who would try the Zoloft defense instead of making a plea bargain has to be incompetent (charlotteobserver.com)
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The coolest video of an active underwater volcano you'll see all week, courtesy of our friends in NOAA (news.nationalgeographic.com)
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After a years-long court battle and $200,000 in legal fees, man finally wins right to park in his own driveway (myfoxtampabay.com)
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If you've bought that bridge in Brooklyn this man would like to sell you the Ritz in London. Don't let the fact that he's penniless put you off (independent.co.uk)
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Multiple car chases through multiple states then escapes after arrest and an extremely fark-worthy mugshot (thesunnews.com)
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Drunkenly crash into parked cars? Have fun in jail. Oh, wait, you're the daughter of the city councilman and your mother is the judge's clerk? Pay your parking fine. Next case (buffalonews.com)
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"We like to think of them as pets with benefits" (970wfla.com)
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Two leading economists wielding complex quantitative models say you're not standing in a bread line (nytimes.com)
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Australia's surviving thalidomide victims finally win their fight for compensation. Let's all give them a big hand (news.com.au)
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British woman finally solves the mystery of why your socks always disappear in the washing machine (metro.co.uk)
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In shocking news, an object which is never disinfected has more bacteria on it than an object which is frequently disinfected. WHY AREN'T YOU PANICKING? (telegraph.co.uk)
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Tired of Kim Jong Il and Ahmadinijad getting all of the press, Al Queda Number 2 vows to attack US. Also vows to make Family Guy funny again, provide Obama's Kenyan Birth certificate (abcnews.go.com)
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A man dying of ALS takes an unusual approach. Suicide by organ donation. Hero tag kicks weird tag's ass for the win (ajc.com)
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Get a tattoo, get free beer for life. Sorry, is there a catch in this deal? (news.stv.tv)
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Marinating meat until it falls off the bone may be good cooking, but it is bad elder care (bostonherald.com)
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It's always super-classy when the newspaper features the local strip joint in their fatal-crash-scene photo (poughkeepsiejournal.com)
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Photoshopping 1930's style. Yard sale negatives may be fake, says party with vested interest (telegraph.co.uk)
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Megan Fox hates something she'll never have to worry about anyway: Being told she's talented (starpulse.com)
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Cell phones with built in video cameras seem to be Darwin's gift to law enforcement (news.yahoo.com)
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Well, it took them several centuries, but liberals have finally managed to outlaw one of the world's great cultural traditions (washingtonpost.com)
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Gallant helps her 16 year old daughter find her first job. Goofus puts her to work in a brothel (smh.com.au)
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Photoshop this droning didgeridoo (alligator.org)
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Woman loses arm after dancing near a train. No word whether she played piano like a kid out in the rain (wtsp.com)
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Guy gets shot, tries to drive himself to hospital, but stops at KFC instead. Bet he was mad when he discovered they don't sell Double Downs anymore (nwfdailynews.com)
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"Victim" unable to stop smiling after woman flashes her headlights in road rage incident (970wfla.com)
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Annual survey finds the least healthiest state for kids is Mississippi. The good news is that Mississippi kids are so fat they are undesirable to teachers and priests (msnbc.msn.com)
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Wedding photographer asks bride and groom to pose with hunting rifles and gets one more headshot than planned (news.com.au)
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A world without mosquitoes? It's more likely than you think (nature.com)
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Pearce did not know what type of sandwich the man had made that was worth fighting over (thestar.com)
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Woman arrested after her daughter reports her for DWI. Fark: Daughter is 12-year-old and called from inside the vehicle. Tag is for the daughter (foxnews.com)
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BEES: Your Fire hoses aren't useless against them (annarbor.com)
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Aggressive, out of control tiger on the loose in Johannesburg neighborhood. Men are being asked to keep their wives indoors until the golf tournament is over (news24.com)
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Photoshop this space chair (s3.amazonaws.com)
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Missing man found crushed in trash compactor, thanks to the power of the press (wivb.com)
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Seattle bartender acknowledged as America's best. "He should be knighted, but this will have to do" (seattletimes.nwsource.com)
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